How to tell someone their code sucks

Some days I just wish I were David Korn:

No, it's completely wrong-headed, insane and unreasonable. Your code is 100% bogus and should be taken out the back, lined up against a wall, and machine-gunned.

Then the bleeding corpse should be hung, drawn and quartered.

Then burnt.


Then the smouldering rubble should be jumped up and down on.




By a hippo.